Cmon

um

it just came as a shock to me

I had a slav guy order a kilo of mortadella from my store last week.

Don't entertain woo

if you get given water

you can break down the fat

and muscle

and bone

He wanted it as one large chunk

because the dude who recommended it to us was aware of physics and the maths behind it

in the rest of your body

you want dehydrate

he is obsessed with water

cuz water

Now, plants can react to human pheromones and do something as a specific person approaches a plant

$40

All for one salad

so you can live for a little while lke that

Like deploy chemical defences

well, there are many sonic phenomena we don't fully understand

standing waves have an impact on life

Plants have some level of chemical processing in them

@Uksio let other plants know that shit is coming their way

or something along that line

Yeah they release 'stress' pheromones

not that it matters lul

it's funny, there was a story in an english school book that asked kids to talk to plants

plants cant run away

it was from the fucking UK

they can only sit there and take it

also a theory that plants and animals can detect changes in EM displacment

@HunDread No I mean they get to distinguish a person that does nothing from a person that damages a plant from a scent of that person (hormonal markers presumably)

Hello you closet jews

humans are literally animals

remember that

humans are classified as animalia

yes

And don't forget life is just very quick chemistry

can you detect EM displacement

our closest living cousins are pan troglodytes