And second you need the attitude of a nigger

Ah the angery crystals

Kek

Debunked

Of course the Universal "year" would be enough time that to even consider it would take several lifetimes.

i have heard about the 'water memory' thing

It is just random way the ice crystals are naturally forming

because there's anecdotal reference from christian monks imprisoning other christian monks, only being fed water, yet somehow being able to survive for extended periods of time.

They don't give a shit about your emotions

Ffs cnon

Cmon

um

it just came as a shock to me

I had a slav guy order a kilo of mortadella from my store last week.

Don't entertain woo

if you get given water

you can break down the fat

and muscle

and bone

He wanted it as one large chunk

because the dude who recommended it to us was aware of physics and the maths behind it

in the rest of your body

you want dehydrate

he is obsessed with water

cuz water

Now, plants can react to human pheromones and do something as a specific person approaches a plant

$40

All for one salad

so you can live for a little while lke that

Like deploy chemical defences

well, there are many sonic phenomena we don't fully understand

standing waves have an impact on life

Plants have some level of chemical processing in them

@Uksio let other plants know that shit is coming their way

or something along that line

Yeah they release 'stress' pheromones

not that it matters lul

it's funny, there was a story in an english school book that asked kids to talk to plants

plants cant run away

it was from the fucking UK

they can only sit there and take it