had to make dotty mad

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Little did this niggardly bastard knew that I know my gas heaters better than him

Uh oh

i've seen some electrical shit that would make even the calmest guy sperg

like wtf

I just didn't want to break the law

That’s a shamalan twist

germany is the extreme; you need a permit to wipe your ass

Yep

Not quite

fuck the permit

I actually said it exactly like that to one of my Job counselors here

It is retarded with those permits, to the point of grandpa paying 10 000Eur fine for fixing a light socket in his home

"need a god damn permit to wipe your ass in this country!"

i mean technically i am supposed to get an inspector to review my work but the inspector's BOSS doesn't even have my credientials

But on the other hand merkel abolished the title of Meister

So now any clown can claim to be a specialist and get half-ass-certification from any small time company

And that is no bueno

Because turks abuse that 120% of the time

Respect women. Stop being racist.

it's like anything else i guess. it starts off as a good idea and then is corrupted by incompetent burracrates

Islam is right about women

Just uncle Rashid vouches that the Salman is a good boi and knows all the electrics

ya

Respect racist. Stop being women.

Read it

Follow it

Or else you sexis

Fuck Sand Niggers <:owoAwoo:476571218108219392>

But they'll still hire foreigners here with degrees from fuckitallstan, degree still hold a lot of weight here, regardless how shady the university...Some of these guys are seriously incompetent

Y'know

Theoretically I'm not gay

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We got a ton of curry traders coming in waves to Canada, my hometown is a wasteland of shit, and turbans.

But you are

pakistan is where a lot of diploma mills are

so..

*theoretically*

curry traders?