Message from @Napoleon Lee Scott

Discord ID: 627967696591519754


2019-09-29 20:35:20 UTC  

fun fact: when paypal first started, they used to give away like $20 just for signing up

2019-09-29 20:35:27 UTC  

>taking the time to respond
Absolutely seething

2019-09-29 20:35:27 UTC  

almost put them out of business

2019-09-29 20:36:23 UTC  

i remember when Nintendo had the Wii U, they gave away a free Full Price Wii U game of choice if you bought a game for it in the first 3 months of the game's release

2019-09-29 20:36:31 UTC  

that game was Mario Kart 8

2019-09-29 20:36:44 UTC  
2019-09-29 20:36:50 UTC  

so they lost a LOT of money with that marketing ploy

2019-09-29 20:36:54 UTC  

The Wiiu was such a strategic marketing fail

2019-09-29 20:36:55 UTC  

brings back memories

2019-09-29 20:37:11 UTC  

yeah, i still have my palm pilot

2019-09-29 20:37:13 UTC  

So it begins

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/627967138128461853/1569784458140s.jpg

2019-09-29 20:37:20 UTC  

>let's give our new console the exact same name as the previous one and no numerical delineation

2019-09-29 20:37:25 UTC  

@UnfilteredGarbage it had good games, just it wasnt good in many other ways

2019-09-29 20:37:40 UTC  

they could've sold 10 million more units by just calling it Wii 2

2019-09-29 20:37:46 UTC  

@Napoleon Lee Scott it was 2 wiis stapled together. It had shit specs and shit marketing

2019-09-29 20:37:56 UTC  

and the wii was 2 gamecubes together

2019-09-29 20:38:21 UTC  

Which was also dogshit, but at least it had the gimmick

2019-09-29 20:38:33 UTC  

i think Resident Evil 4 was the best on the wii

2019-09-29 20:38:40 UTC  

so was Metroid Prime

2019-09-29 20:39:20 UTC  

If they had actually printed Metroid Prime Collection more I'd agree

2019-09-29 20:39:25 UTC  

Pointer Controls work surprisingly well on FPS games

2019-09-29 20:39:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/627967709694394439/here-morge-he-is-my-wife-ho-bring-me-the-boy_cursed_simpnos.png

2019-09-29 20:39:37 UTC  

ah, X.com was Musk's version of paypal; couldn't remember the name

2019-09-29 20:39:52 UTC  

@UnfilteredGarbage its easy as hell to pirate Wii games on a SD card and play them on the actual WII

2019-09-29 20:39:52 UTC  

Wii re4 is piss easy

2019-09-29 20:40:02 UTC  

RE 4 was piss easy on any system

2019-09-29 20:40:23 UTC  

it's relatively easy to pirate most games if you know how to design electronics

2019-09-29 20:40:49 UTC  

i like Goldeneye 007 on the Wii more than the N64 orginal

2019-09-29 20:41:09 UTC  

RE4 is easy if you know the game mechanics, but on the wii the basic shooting is so damn easy you don't need to learn anything

2019-09-29 20:41:33 UTC  

tbh its works the same with keyboard mouse

2019-09-29 20:41:45 UTC  

Wii was caught right in the middle of the shift in processing archtecture

2019-09-29 20:41:56 UTC  

well Goldeneye on the N64 is one of the best games of all time with one of the worst control schemes of all time

2019-09-29 20:42:00 UTC  

^^^

2019-09-29 20:42:04 UTC  

The Switch Lite has drift issues

2019-09-29 20:42:07 UTC  

ooof

2019-09-29 20:42:09 UTC  

i liked the control scheme

2019-09-29 20:42:17 UTC  

i kicked ass in that game with it

2019-09-29 20:42:22 UTC  

It really wasn't, the Wii was just a gamecube and a half stapled together. The 360 was the forerunner in bringing PC hardware to home consoles

2019-09-29 20:42:32 UTC  

one of the first console games you could strafe

2019-09-29 20:42:34 UTC  

rember when the world was better.... i don't rember that.... i just rember knowing less about the world

2019-09-29 20:42:48 UTC  

who the fuck had a sega saturn instead of a PS1 or N64