i should drink lots of water. i have a cold

Three of my fav things in the whole world

We should have automatic weapons.

@Cryosite *will

@ManAnimal beer, boobs, and the white race?

They're incredibly fun to fire.

I would let her fart sauerkraut in my face.

automatics are also way better at self defense, but they're also way better at spraying down a packed group of people

They're less good for self-defense.

bet

boobs, beer, Deutsche

Full auto is an excuse to waste ammo in civilian settings

use claymores for civis

don't waste the ordanance

Less portable for defense during travel. More likely to overshoot and hit other than your intended target.

no no no

automatic pistol

try to avoid 'pray and spray'

imagine big nigga tyrone

now you could A: use semi auto on him

Auto-pistols are awful.

luci ain't here is she?

or B: hold the trigger and dump into his chest

melee! melee! melee!

okay

imagine you are weak little woman or woman (((male)))

repeat scenario

BBBBBBB

Your first shot maybe hits. The rest go high.

how far are you shooting?

if hes further away

you run

if hes close

you gat

G- (change weapon to knife)

BBBBBBB

If he's close, you only need one shot.

hold on

He has very easy to hit lips.

sargons legs

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