Message from @UnfilteredGarbage
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we turned earth into a battle royale
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Oof.
last 1% survivors can do what they want after <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>
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What if we kissed underneath the chinese genocide of 2031
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Also known colloquially as "the day earth dropped the cutlery drawer"
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This server is proof that if aliens find us
They will just blow up the planet without second though and put up an intergalactic highway
Let'm. If they can, they deserve to.
Stop projecting your insecurities onto aliens with FTL travel
Kek.
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If they don't, we'll steal their shit, reverse engineer it, and catipult ourselves into the stars, and take them over.
I've written the first in a series that deals with humanity's first contact with aliens.
And that's exactly what we do.
Link it
Sci-fi is dead because nobody can be bothered to write speculative fiction that isn't just drowning in their own nihilism
Except for the take over part.
It's a little more complicated than that.
I go hab a beer with em
There are a few steps along the way, but we'll conquer their homeland eventually.
If we want it.
@UnfilteredGarbage yeah, because the future is bleak. So people write bleak sci-fi futures
@Napoleon Lee Scott ok, nihilist
Well hopefully they'll understand surrender. Ideally, they won't be like the Bugs.
More like the Skinnies.
Hopefully they have cute females.
Kek.
With soft orifices.
I doubt we'll run into the asari.
More likely the turians.
Aliens would probably be WAY more interested in inter-species sexual escapades than "oh the ape people have chemical ballistics like we did 20 tetracenturies ago"
lol
Well, I mean, the asari are practically culturally obliged to bang anyone who isn't them.
Or more likely they'd just study our tiny-ass confusing sun and then leave
Or strip-mine our alkaloids and then leave
@UnfilteredGarbage I'm not a nihilist, I'm just stating the obvious
This isn't the 1970s where the future was bright.
This is the near 2020s we have'nt made it to Mars, we haven't invented holograms and shit
We decided to blame other people for other own shit and hate each other and war each other in proxy wars
And misinformation has spread to spread fear and hatred in people for news and youtubers profit.
So yeah the future looks bleak.