lol

guys what if

I sat there thinking "no that's annihilation, BUT THAT DOESN'T *SOUND* LATIN ENOUGH"

<:mutt:462285123421732874>

we turned earth into a battle royale

😳😳😳😳

Oof.

last 1% survivors can do what they want after <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

<:bootlet:595693013754314752>

What if we kissed underneath the chinese genocide of 2031
😘 😳 😜

😳😳😳😳

Also known colloquially as "the day earth dropped the cutlery drawer"

<:CrabRave:590859147541741583> <:CrabRave:590859147541741583> <:CrabRave:590859147541741583> <:CrabRave:590859147541741583>

<:disgusteng:595338918044500041>

This server is proof that if aliens find us

They will just blow up the planet without second though and put up an intergalactic highway

Let'm. If they can, they deserve to.

Stop projecting your insecurities onto aliens with FTL travel

Kek.

<:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

<:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

If they don't, we'll steal their shit, reverse engineer it, and catipult ourselves into the stars, and take them over.

I've written the first in a series that deals with humanity's first contact with aliens.

And that's exactly what we do.

Link it

Sci-fi is dead because nobody can be bothered to write speculative fiction that isn't just drowning in their own nihilism

Except for the take over part.

It's a little more complicated than that.

I go hab a beer with em

There are a few steps along the way, but we'll conquer their homeland eventually.

If we want it.

@UnfilteredGarbage yeah, because the future is bleak. So people write bleak sci-fi futures

@Napoleon Lee Scott ok, nihilist

Well hopefully they'll understand surrender. Ideally, they won't be like the Bugs.

More like the Skinnies.

Hopefully they have cute females.

Kek.

With soft orifices.

I doubt we'll run into the asari.

More likely the turians.

Aliens would probably be WAY more interested in inter-species sexual escapades than "oh the ape people have chemical ballistics like we did 20 tetracenturies ago"

lol