With soft orifices.

I doubt we'll run into the asari.

More likely the turians.

Aliens would probably be WAY more interested in inter-species sexual escapades than "oh the ape people have chemical ballistics like we did 20 tetracenturies ago"

lol

Well, I mean, the asari are practically culturally obliged to bang anyone who isn't them.

Or more likely they'd just study our tiny-ass confusing sun and then leave

Or strip-mine our alkaloids and then leave

@UnfilteredGarbage I'm not a nihilist, I'm just stating the obvious

This isn't the 1970s where the future was bright.

This is the near 2020s we have'nt made it to Mars, we haven't invented holograms and shit

We decided to blame other people for other own shit and hate each other and war each other in proxy wars

And misinformation has spread to spread fear and hatred in people for news and youtubers profit.

So yeah the future looks bleak.

They will probs annihilate cryosite inter with unfiltered and hab a beer with me

Or maybe all those mysterious disappearances are aliens abducting us for sale on the slave market.

@Napoleon Lee Scott *BIG* okay, nihilist

If they kill me in particular, I'd feel honored.

You guys know that sci-fi story about how Aliens came to earth and just took a dolphin because it was the only thing worth taking?
They FUCKED that dolphin

Trial by combat?

A nilishist thinks life is meaningless

I dont think life is meaningless, I just think the future isnt the brightest

Ok, uncommitted pessimist

>NY, NY
>Zionist

@Cryosite what if that alien was a illegal mexican

@2 point 2 zero They wouldn't have anything worth stealing then. I can already make an excellent burrito.

Eh, more pessimistic realist if we're being honest.

Though, I'm pretty confident we will pull through.. so I'm more an optimistic realist.

Jews are rather supremacist

Imagine believing that any problem being faced anywhere on the globe in [current year] is unique to [current year] and not a long-understood, long-dealt-with fact of human existence

Don’t you hate it when people gaslight everything and continue to insist you’re wrong, even though you provide evidence for that point?

Cultural, ethnic, religious and national supremacists

@UnfilteredGarbage my dad has a shirt that says

"Jews aren't evil
The earth is round
We've been to the moon
Chemtrails aren't real
Vaccines work
Everything isnt a conspiracy
Nazis and communists are bad
Democracy works

Your 5 videos watched on youtube isnt credible sources, get your head out your arse"

Imagine *actually* being pessimistic about your future when your grandfathers went through the same shit with only potatos and loose change to eat

Imagine being pessimistic.

@Napoleon Lee Scott tell him I said "shut the fuck up, *Boomer*"

I agree with him

>> jews aren't evil

Jews aren’t evil.

Right, which is why I'm an optimistic realist.

I agree with each point on the shirt

Communists are evil.

Just because they are not intentionally evil, does not mean they aren't

Eh.

Jews aren’t evil.