unless theyre literally invisible

On the other hand Area 51 is a prerfect distraction

like, wonder woman's invisible airplane levels of invisible

If you know they are all looking there, they can test at any other area

mhm

Inb4 no actual minefield

its just talk to make it look like the base is used

Gotta give it to the US govt for not being cunts and not just shooting those peekers of area 51

inb4 its a big meme and nothing happens, just some people show up to a base and they show em around

I mean who would even know that people were killed there? In a literal middle of nowhere?

if the "shadow gov" of the us is at all smart in any fucking way

US govt would totally get away with it

Just another person missing

they wouldve moved the stuff from the base away a long time ago

where area 54

area 76

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I'd use a51 as a base that does brainstorming on ideas that aren't worth being top secret.

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weirdo

fake sock puppet

what the fuck

does that even meme?

@JewishBastard 4

Idk

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God damn it

I've gone fishing before

fishing for tilapia

I've brought it home

what the actual fuck

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I wish The Doctor was more like Mrs Frizzle.