I hope the minefield map is up to date tbh

So it being opened for tourism may be a smart move

if theyre going to privatize it some poor asshole will have to dig them up

There are people parked in campervans on the hills nearby just peeking at area 51

Peeking with telescopes

With that much scrutiny why would military keep it?

yeah that alone would make classified prototype testing impossible at the base

unless theyre literally invisible

On the other hand Area 51 is a prerfect distraction

like, wonder woman's invisible airplane levels of invisible

If you know they are all looking there, they can test at any other area

mhm

Inb4 no actual minefield

its just talk to make it look like the base is used

Gotta give it to the US govt for not being cunts and not just shooting those peekers of area 51

inb4 its a big meme and nothing happens, just some people show up to a base and they show em around

I mean who would even know that people were killed there? In a literal middle of nowhere?

if the "shadow gov" of the us is at all smart in any fucking way

US govt would totally get away with it

Just another person missing

they wouldve moved the stuff from the base away a long time ago

where area 54

area 76

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I'd use a51 as a base that does brainstorming on ideas that aren't worth being top secret.

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weirdo

fake sock puppet

what the fuck

does that even meme?

@JewishBastard 4

Idk

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God damn it

I've gone fishing before