Message from @Wild Dog
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I do not
Because I hate manga
Anime 5ever
MOVING COLORED PICTURES WILL ALWAYS BE DA FUTCHA
I am too fast for you to shoot
weebs get the gas
in my colored moving pictures
fast as goku in dbz
prefer tidepods
such drama, such action
such tragedy
many feels
Always with the Sonic fans.
I am ashamed of my fanbase.
The Sonic fanbase I mean, not you guys.
Sonic the Movie's my favorite movie.
No, the old one.
Pro-tip: If you ever find yourself in an ICE "concentration camp" and you don't wanna be there anymore, just tell them you're not a real refugee, you broke the law by crossing the border, and you want to be sent back home as soon as possible.
You'll find yourself wheels down in your home country's capitol within a few days.
I would wonder if you'd be arrested back home following tho.
That's literally only true for North Korea.
Every other country would just laugh at you as they shove you out the airport and onto your ass.
If someone speaks traditional Korean (fluently), looks Korean, and is baffled by "modern Korean" then they're probably a real refugee. Especially if they have torture scars.
But basically if you're coming from north korea, you are technically a refugee
Unless you came through a safe country
Is it even possible to get here from NK without going through a safe country?
Get on a boat and get lost at sea for several months, miraculously surviving on fish, your own piss, and some rando you got in the boat with who started looking tasty one month in.
Does the rando survive
Living people generally won't consent to having their own flesh taken from them.
But does he survive
Sure. He's now a paraplegic. Will be on welfare for the rest of his life.
Did the north korean eat his legs nonconsensually?
Yes, but he shared and the legless guy was super hungry so he forgave.
Lost and suncrisp'd at sea is a helluva drug.
How'd they stop the bleeding?
It's pretty much the only case where I could legit excuse someone murdering and eating another human. Under any other circumstance, "Hang him, shoot him, electric chair, whatever. He needs to die."
"But he was lost at sea for three months!"
They were lost at sea? Why didn't you say so? That's different!
In fact, aside from some mandatory psychiatric care I can't really think of a punishment that would be necessary.
It is interesting to think about how fear of incurable mad human disease might or might not deter that.
When we eat each other and get those prions, it essentially means we'll eventually get the human version of mad cow disease, right?