Wild Dog

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I could use some advice.

I'm doing classes to get my diploma and one of the classes is Comparative literature. It's chock full of stuff about global citizenship, how we may or may not owe islamic refugees and the gender paygap.

What should I do, drop the class and do another or just answer honestly and risk the teacher hating me or something

Thanks Godman

@Samaritan There might not be one. Besides the next class being more sane but more boring.

I think it was a choice between american lit and cv lit and they said students tended to find cvlit more interesting

I remember they said hunter gatherers tended to be autistic.

So, I got an idea from sargon... Imma go to my local highschool/college and ask peeps to sign a petition. "End women's suffrage! They've suffered enough!"

And if I get a lot of sigs, I'll present it to the schoolboard and ask them to change the system.

What's the deal with hydrogen fuel cells

Like some kinda future super power source

Tarrare was a good one. Real life creepypasta

Gotta wonder what it was like for the toddler

Can anyone imagine being a toddler sliding down tarrare's throat

Is Tarrare in the guinness world records?

If he was reborn, would he be a youtube celeb now

I hope rags reviews the swiftz mouse.

If we vote for you to sleep

will you sleep for majority vote

I vote for jack to be kicked

Yes, but it will make me feel better after your refusal.

Also, thank you all for the attention. I love getting emoji'd.

Mmmm. Barney is dead in the corner.

i feel great.

I am great

Bow before me, mortals

None shall be spared from my glory

Not even the strong and independent Jack

My ego has just gone super saiyan greenpeace

My first command: Go and find the 9gag meme rock

Piss on it

destroy it

Now caress me

Don't act like you wouldn't kill for a bellyrub rn

Doesn't matter, chimps can pet kitten

so they can pet dog too

God is dead; Praise Dog!

You're looking at the wrong one

Alright, g'night fellas

Unless you vote me to stay awake

Freedom....

But humans are animals

Why did they give him a girly face

I guess it's more original than no face

I do not

Because I hate manga

Anime 5ever

MOVING COLORED PICTURES WILL ALWAYS BE DA FUTCHA

I am too fast for you to shoot

in my colored moving pictures

fast as goku in dbz

prefer tidepods

I am ashamed of my fanbase.

The Sonic fanbase I mean, not you guys.

Sonic the Movie's my favorite movie.

No, the old one.

Oh god, I'm gonna have to explain which one every time I say that now...

I would wonder if you'd be arrested back home following tho.

But basically if you're coming from north korea, you are technically a refugee

Unless you came through a safe country

Is it even possible to get here from NK without going through a safe country?

Does the rando survive

But does he survive

Did the north korean eat his legs nonconsensually?

Lost and suncrisp'd at sea is a helluva drug.

How'd they stop the bleeding?

It is interesting to think about how fear of incurable mad human disease might or might not deter that.

When we eat each other and get those prions, it essentially means we'll eventually get the human version of mad cow disease, right?

And that it's incurable.

Really? I thought our version of prion disease was basically mad cow disease.

And that any act of cannibalism basically guaranteed it.

Mad cow disease is prion based, isn't it?

So in that case, it's safe?

But in that instance, it's safe?

You can get lucky?

Man, I am pretty uneducated in some things. But who isn't? x)

Thank you for this valuable lesson, Arthur.

_begins gnawing at your ankle_

_mutters slobberingly_

yousa tasty!

Thanks again for the medical history lesson

G'night fellas

Also, the latest planet of the apes movies was dumb as hell I hear

But did the consumers believe it

Did they believe that did anything though?

I asked you a goddamn question, Arthur.

Did. They. Believe it.

Thank you. Did any die for their ignorance?

tf is that

For a sec I thought it was a monkey from ape escape.

Honestly, I think they've earned it. Barring steroids, muscles are an accolade.

Then we need to find a way to make smart people buffer

If everyone is muscular

no one is

I don't know many smart people who exercise that much though.

Yes. We need to make it exceedingly easy for them to build muscle.

We need to recruit... generdics.

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