Message from @Ferris

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2019-07-15 23:52:00 UTC  

no

2019-07-15 23:52:02 UTC  

git ur own

2019-07-15 23:52:06 UTC  

I could have gotten a free freezer

2019-07-15 23:52:09 UTC  

i call bs then

2019-07-15 23:52:13 UTC  

But then police seized it

2019-07-15 23:52:20 UTC  

@Diffused Solvent holy fuck, how can you just boil down all the lolcows essence like that

2019-07-15 23:52:22 UTC  

rip

2019-07-15 23:52:34 UTC  

nah tho

2019-07-15 23:52:38 UTC  

the pro move

2019-07-15 23:52:38 UTC  

double double toil and trouble

2019-07-15 23:52:40 UTC  

is

2019-07-15 23:52:46 UTC  

your grandfather getting a divorce

2019-07-15 23:52:53 UTC  

and moving all hiss tuff out of the old house

2019-07-15 23:52:57 UTC  

lol

2019-07-15 23:52:59 UTC  

In Germany people place ads for shit they don't need
"come take it" kind of deal

2019-07-15 23:53:04 UTC  

Freezers come there too

2019-07-15 23:53:06 UTC  

and then not having any reason to hold onto it

2019-07-15 23:53:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/600474968538480661/D_jYNrUXUAcKQh5.png

2019-07-15 23:53:13 UTC  

so he gives you a massive freezer for free

2019-07-15 23:53:20 UTC  

I also found a Porsche giveaway

2019-07-15 23:53:20 UTC  

oof m14

2019-07-15 23:53:22 UTC  

oof

2019-07-15 23:53:23 UTC  

a freezer big enough to store several deer carcsses in

2019-07-15 23:53:48 UTC  

The caveat was that the owner died and decayed inside that porsche though the summer day

2019-07-15 23:54:03 UTC  

So that Porsche was a bit "smelly" shall we say

2019-07-15 23:54:13 UTC  

still a Porsche

2019-07-15 23:54:20 UTC  

And thus it was free to be taken

2019-07-15 23:54:30 UTC  

No one wanted to claim it for like 5 months

2019-07-15 23:54:38 UTC  

dude

2019-07-15 23:54:40 UTC  

just like

2019-07-15 23:54:42 UTC  

power wash

2019-07-15 23:54:46 UTC  

get some air freshners

2019-07-15 23:54:50 UTC  

right as rain tbh

2019-07-15 23:54:58 UTC  

kek, you haven't smelled death

2019-07-15 23:55:01 UTC  

youd want to remove and replace all the leather

2019-07-15 23:55:03 UTC  

oof

2019-07-15 23:55:12 UTC  

but washing the actual metal bits would be easy

2019-07-15 23:55:18 UTC  

was there a corpse in the porshe?

2019-07-15 23:55:19 UTC  

Rotten corpse stench is not something an air freshener will help you with

2019-07-15 23:55:21 UTC  

is that what this is

2019-07-15 23:55:30 UTC  

a porshe corpse