good for them

i don t have a dog eitrher

or a wife

I can't resolve conflicting views held that I both like dogs and think too many people, especially in urban areas, have them

its a fashion item

>every dumfuk npc is scared shitless of my dog now
do you or do you not have a dog

No doubt, but is it governments role to limit whether people have dogs or not?

i dont have a dog but there is a 60kg beast next to me capable of eating me in one sitting

Your wife?

beat me to it

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do don't and don't do

but they do dough don't you dough?

no its like this ... some dog eats owner ... its happening all the time every day probably , but , hey lets make a big deal about it and ramp up the fear and suspicion about dogs and owners and derro fuckwits who mistreat animals blah blah bl;ah FEAR UNCERTAINTY DOUBT

https://search-beta.abc.net.au/#/?query=dog&page=2&configure%5BgetRankingInfo%5D=true&configure%5BclickAnalytics%5D=true&configure%5Banalytics%5D=true

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-11/dog-attacks-like-mill-park-can-be-prevented/11301008

>small shit dog protects owner somehow
>big dog is dangerous bla bla kill the mall

like FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCK MEDIA PICES OF SHITE FUCKING DIEW

yeet

fuck pitbulls tbh

every other dog dont need training and survival manuals to deal with

>survival manuals

>reading

👀

the other day i had this one weirdo russian type fatty lady running away going "im afraid im afraid"

then i scared the shit out of these 3 abo kids , that was hilarious

its like everybody i pass , there life flashes before their own eyes and they question if today is their day to die , or if they are bad

classic

they are fucking guilty

they should be scared

we can smell their fear

one flase move

EAT YOUR FAFCE

https://tenor.com/view/alcohol-parks-and-rec-april-april-ludgate-thank-you-gif-5071032

cant tell if @Diffused Solvent is shitposting or having a mental breakdown

we gonna go out later and see if we can get some hugs and some souls

feels either drunk or doped

dont touch me

I have my 👁 on you

i will do the mental analysis of you mofo , not other way round