Fucking a man in the ass isn't gay, because you're just asserting your dominance over another man. That's alpha as fuck. It's being fucked that makes you gay.

**FBI OPEN UP**

Wrong momo.

mom

are you saying you'd pick a trap over her?

nah

i like women too ya know

>her

this is an anime character

tbf, she'd probably fuck you with a strap-on.

well

i've never had anything in my ass before

so i might as well try it for once

Black Lagoon ain't nothin to fuck with.

@MaikuPens - Trying to convince me of the merits of tomboys, I see.

is she from those books

I wouldn't pick her because that's an anime character

"my teacher from the black lagoon"

@Polekov just shove your hand in there. unless you're too much of a pussy to do it

And that would be pathetic

@Justice and that makes you weak

@Spooky Melon nah everytime i do i get an urge not to do it

for some reason

i cant force myself to put anything in my butt

@Justice - We need to make waifus real.

She's less a tomboy and more my waifu.

hmm

you're lack of perseverance disgusts me

i just can't

maybe you don't wipe well enough

also

You dis my waifu, I take your laifu.

it's not a lack of perseverance

because

i never start to begin with

🤔

u cant give up if u never try

that's my motto

But I actually have three waifus.

the absolute fact