bro

too bad

my mom is lit

I mean-

fucking better be

they wouldn't know if I did

if she isnt, you're fucked

@Justice - ...but Bible burning is part of my weekly routine.

my mom is awesome

Lmao

I've never told any of the chicks I talk to that

good

i love my mother

best mom ever

don't introduce people to your mom off the bat

actually

don't ever

lmao

no one ever comes over

obv

so that's not a problem

go to their place

idk

My heart secretly belongs to Aydin in a non-creepy way.

What if your mum introduces people to you?

when i visit friends, i always go to them

they never come to me

because i dont live where i used to

well then thats sorta sad yet sweet

Honestly, church is a nice way to meet girls.

i had a friend group, and im that 1 friend that moved far away

if she does that

my mom doesn't

she tries

but i dont let her

@MaikuPens I've spoken to aydin before

You can usually tell right away if she's one of the really fucking weird ones that thinks the earth is 2000 years old.

asked her a few questions

In my experience church girls are the craziest

its a "hey sweaty i know you're lookin ill be your wingmom"

kinda