i wish i could sleep for more than 5 hours

That’s not how they work

You don’t sleep in the water

Muten, have you ever considered sleeping pills

200 of them

I’m not a big Chopin fan sadly

Oh yeah just get yourself hooked on meds

What a solution

Just keep a good schedule

There’s very little sense of tension or relief

Definitely not a modern bandaid

Cranial percussive therapy can be quite effective

I’m not south England spy

@Al Capwned yes but they give me headaches

Soy*

Force yourself to get up at a certain time

>soy*

I have a mighty meaty cook

He’s midlands soy

Which word was meant to be soy

Cock*

Bruh this autocorrect

As hard as pork cracklings

I can’t

Not soy

It’s too good

And I did grow up in the midlands actually

So my accent is legit retarded

Niiiice

I love the midlands accent tbh

let's get retarded in here

@The1stImmortal too late

Midlands accent is great ;-;

I think it’s the worst thing in existence

sadly

If I could delete the midlands I would

Bruh

I’m convinced Coventry is a conspiracy to make other cities look nicer

you are a cockhead

Kek

He isn’t bald tho