look at mussolini's face

why is mussolini so confused

Looks like a baby tryin to push out a shit

it's like someone dabbed off camera and he's like "dude rly"

Mussolini has the best resting face

“Where is the land we were promised”

mussolini never knew what he was doing

Is what he’s thinking

mussolini was a chad tbh

he was always confused

he spoke like 4 languages

"am I going to have to yeet more jews again"

unlike virgin hitler

who was mono lingual

"I only wanted to nationalize my gringos for Roman hype"

mussolini didnt even need translators for most diplomatic meetings

plus

well, mussolini was slightly genocidal

Doesn’t matter, he’ll just eradicate the need for other languages

Silly

but not nearly as much as his german student

mussolini couldnt even beat us in ww2

LMFAO

Germany’s face when Italy had the strongest natural defences in the war and all they had to do was hold but failed

yeah because he didnt plan on going to war until 1941

but hitler sorta rushed him into going war

mussolini wasnt retarded, he knew italy's weakness

but hitler was retarded

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462415901480976385/600992198963757064/image0.jpg

Yeah hitleroo sorta pulled a leeroy jenkins

"hurr durr let's start a two front war even though that's against the entire point of my initial strategy"

Well it worked for@him

Winner gets out of the camp and becomes a US citizen

Annihilated France in 2 weeks

yeah because france was retarded

lmfao

"let's leave this section of the border undefended cuz trees and shit lol"

>virgin spreading language by millitary conquest
>chad having your companies do the conquering and spreading for you
the British way is best way tbh

If it’s a choice between destroying France quickly but having Italy being useless or having a long war with France and Italy still being useless

I’m gonna pick the first option