Making me feel bad

Either way ... It makes you walk funny out the door .

Indeed

I walk funny Either way Rn

So eh

No you need an excuse for walking funny. .. seriously, because if you're a woman - you don't want someone to think you don't know how to insert Tampax.

But at least I can pretend I came back from ‘nam or something

>woman

Careful now

Well it happened to my friend once and she walked in funny. Then said that it may have gone in the wrong way. It turns out her front bum spat it out.

It happens.

inb4 teabag is a wahmen

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What a fucking story mark

I have pulled my neck while pressing a turd out on a toilet seat
I suffered the most BOOMER INJURY IMAGINABLE

Fuck my life

Yeah but I would hate to have my front sausage caught in a zipper

Now imagine you get your sausage hair stuck in the zipper

I once had my foreskin stuck in a zipper

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Please don’t

The only downside of having it really

Cut niggas be inferior

imagine being jew'd from birth

Foreskinthnostate now!

smg is banned for life

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Yes

Well maybe if he managed to recover it

And prove It’s his

If he put it back on his dick would be permanently sealed due to size difference due to age

Wtf

>he would be eternally cucked by his foreskin

i legit talked to him today

You guys trying to make foreskin golem ethnostates?

on veeh's server

I am in constant pain, allow me this luxury

Of talking shit

darkthrone released some dope ass shit man

he told me sorry, for telling me he was 21

while he was 14