Message from @Anubis

Discord ID: 601527843134111744


2019-07-18 21:32:14 UTC  

Your obese fucking arse is fused to the chair at this point, you can't move an inch unless it's wheeling over to the fridge to get more shit to microwave and eat

2019-07-18 21:32:39 UTC  

Jokes on you. There is a fridge on my desk and a micro on top of it

2019-07-18 21:32:44 UTC  

I dont need to move anywhere

2019-07-18 21:32:47 UTC  

get reked

2019-07-18 21:32:50 UTC  

Shit, he got me

2019-07-18 21:32:57 UTC  

The janitors are evolving

2019-07-18 21:33:06 UTC  

Now they have deskside fridges and microwaves

2019-07-18 21:33:54 UTC  

Desk side bathroom when

2019-07-18 21:34:22 UTC  

Bucket under the chair with a nice hole cut out

2019-07-18 21:34:27 UTC  

Ive got this shit down pack

2019-07-18 21:34:37 UTC  

anubis likes efficiency

2019-07-18 21:35:06 UTC  

improvise adapt overcome you know how i get down

2019-07-18 21:35:29 UTC  

What happens when the bucket gets filled?

2019-07-18 21:35:38 UTC  

Chuck it in the street like always?

2019-07-18 21:35:42 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzx5zBNz_9A

Not sent for any particular reason. Just found it interesting and wanted to share

2019-07-18 21:36:17 UTC  

it doesnt, the piss makes the whole deal liquid, plus I eat a ton of softener so my shit is basicaly just piss too. Hose drains outside the window

2019-07-18 21:36:38 UTC  

How does your fridge get filled?

2019-07-18 21:36:49 UTC  

Food delivery ?

2019-07-18 21:36:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601527827182911576/Destroyed13PercentOfPopToStop50PercentOfCrimes.png

2019-07-18 21:36:53 UTC  

Call out to the store and they do my shopping

2019-07-18 21:37:01 UTC  

Im tellin you I have this down to a science

2019-07-18 21:37:15 UTC  

Very cool anubis

2019-07-18 21:37:19 UTC  

Very cool

2019-07-18 21:38:17 UTC  

What if you get sick

2019-07-18 21:38:23 UTC  

lol

2019-07-18 21:38:31 UTC  

was there a terrorist attack in brussels?

2019-07-18 21:38:35 UTC  

BY THE 9 DIVINES

2019-07-18 21:38:38 UTC  

You just listened to my lifestyle... I am always sick

2019-07-18 21:38:41 UTC  

If there was I’m not surprised

2019-07-18 21:39:04 UTC  

The European wastes

2019-07-18 21:39:05 UTC  

It seems that Google Maps is doing damage control due to Area 51 Naruto run meme.

2019-07-18 21:39:18 UTC  

Deleted it off the map or what?

2019-07-18 21:39:22 UTC  

You cannot find Area 51 via search, and it glitches out.

2019-07-18 21:39:38 UTC  

That doesn’t help whatsoever

2019-07-18 21:39:44 UTC  

That makes it worse

2019-07-18 21:39:45 UTC  

@ETBrooD that guy is gonna voice the robotic vault hunter in BL3

2019-07-18 21:40:09 UTC  

At some point it refused to give info on surrounding places, and when I refreshed the page, it wanted me to prove that I am not a robot (captha).

2019-07-18 21:40:18 UTC  

Like... the first time Maps has ever done that to me.

2019-07-18 21:40:33 UTC  

*shrug*

2019-07-18 21:41:38 UTC  

I'm just trying to find the gates to the area. Because it's apparently 23 by 25 miles wide.