Because the last words of a parent are sacrosanct.

They're fucking more important than you zoomers - generally- can fathom.

Imagine being so lonely and gay that you spend your summer blocking the roads for plants instead of doing something fun.

Yeah, I'd blow through a God damned roadblock if it were in my way from such a thing.

wait.. a roadblock of plants

even i'm not that lonely or gay

that sounds rather ineffective

That's why you have fucking insurance, right.

>blocking the roads for plants

with plants?

oohhhh

OF plants

for i mean

To the insurance company; Yeah, some Greenpeace fags got in my way.

jesus... look guys todays not a great day for me alright

clearly

I wouldn't even rape your keyboard

how DARE you

so what you're saying is...

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**I am.**

Scott would probably gencide them tbh.

no comment

Well.. that implies you *would*...

complete and total neutrality

So you'd rape a keyboard.

right here <-----

Gotta ask, under what conditions would you rape a keyboard? @HunDread

@Laucivol If it were consensual and not with a keyboard

@Laucivol there's gotta be R34 of that shit

Keyboard-chan?

(That's what the media shoulda asked Sargonx by the way.)

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck No doubt.

@HunDread gay

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@HunDread Can't rape the willing.

@Laucivol Can in Eastern Europe.

@Laucivol hold my beer

"Rape me daddy" is a thing here

@HunDread Also, per implications, it's gotta be a keyboard.

You are the only one implying that I **should** rape a keyboard