on the way to the Bristol Royal Infirmary

When my father was going to the hospital on what would be the last weekend of his life.. we kept on that ambulance.

Because the last words of a parent are sacrosanct.

They're fucking more important than you zoomers - generally- can fathom.

Imagine being so lonely and gay that you spend your summer blocking the roads for plants instead of doing something fun.

Yeah, I'd blow through a God damned roadblock if it were in my way from such a thing.

wait.. a roadblock of plants

even i'm not that lonely or gay

that sounds rather ineffective

That's why you have fucking insurance, right.

>blocking the roads for plants

with plants?

oohhhh

OF plants

for i mean

To the insurance company; Yeah, some Greenpeace fags got in my way.

jesus... look guys todays not a great day for me alright

clearly

I wouldn't even rape your keyboard

how DARE you

so what you're saying is...

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**I am.**

Scott would probably gencide them tbh.

no comment

Well.. that implies you *would*...

complete and total neutrality

So you'd rape a keyboard.

right here <-----

Gotta ask, under what conditions would you rape a keyboard? @HunDread

@Laucivol If it were consensual and not with a keyboard

@Laucivol there's gotta be R34 of that shit

Keyboard-chan?

(That's what the media shoulda asked Sargonx by the way.)

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck No doubt.

@HunDread gay

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@HunDread Can't rape the willing.

@Laucivol Can in Eastern Europe.

@Laucivol hold my beer

"Rape me daddy" is a thing here