Message from @Uksio

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2019-07-20 10:43:10 UTC  

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2019-07-20 10:43:12 UTC  

It was socially accepted because she had dated 3 other guys in my year

2019-07-20 10:43:51 UTC  

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2019-07-20 10:44:21 UTC  

@Samaritan I’m not 11 though

2019-07-20 10:44:26 UTC  

I know, it was a joke

2019-07-20 10:44:39 UTC  

You can pretend she is

2019-07-20 10:44:52 UTC  

Oh God

2019-07-20 10:45:17 UTC  

Pls don't

2019-07-20 10:45:49 UTC  

Don't what? There is no shame in fetish-play-pretend between consenting adults

2019-07-20 10:46:15 UTC  

Some fetishes are best kept in the closet

2019-07-20 10:46:17 UTC  

so why would you be beat up for an 11 year old

2019-07-20 10:46:41 UTC  

Gay that I have to explain a joke but

2019-07-20 10:47:11 UTC  

storm the vatican

2019-07-20 10:47:12 UTC  

I’m only the height of one

2019-07-20 10:47:14 UTC  

they cant rape all of us

2019-07-20 10:47:33 UTC  

i mean it depends on the child really doesnt it

2019-07-20 10:47:38 UTC  

cause some kids mature faster than others

2019-07-20 10:47:55 UTC  

ill take your entire stock

2019-07-20 10:47:58 UTC  

they would make more sales in clothes

2019-07-20 10:48:05 UTC  

Unironically

2019-07-20 10:48:10 UTC  

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2019-07-20 10:48:11 UTC  

The joke is based on you looking like one

2019-07-20 10:48:30 UTC  

Never noticed that before

2019-07-20 10:48:34 UTC  

oh I see

2019-07-20 10:49:14 UTC  

You might have very mature facial features but we don't know that and like 2 mins before you described yourself as like an 11yo with boobs so

2019-07-20 10:49:35 UTC  

my face isn’t super mature it’s round and smol so

2019-07-20 10:49:40 UTC  

yikes

2019-07-20 10:49:42 UTC  

I knew the joke wouldn't make sense tomorrow without that context

2019-07-20 10:50:01 UTC  

I’ll put a school uniform for if we ever meet lmao

2019-07-20 10:50:14 UTC  

Oh man that'd be even worse

2019-07-20 10:50:32 UTC  

you’d like it though I bet lmfao

2019-07-20 10:50:45 UTC  

Maybe

2019-07-20 10:50:49 UTC  

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2019-07-20 10:50:57 UTC  

lmfao

2019-07-20 10:51:00 UTC  

oy vey

2019-07-20 10:51:35 UTC  

Israel is still the best Middle Eastern country

2019-07-20 10:51:40 UTC  

North Korea still uses the PPSH

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