It involves quite literally breaking shins

if you mean me I don’t care she seemed a bit like a slut anyway there’s plenty to criticise her on even if you shouldn’t

https://tenor.com/view/corgi-looping-reeee-dog-repeat-gif-14518910

If you do that you'd look like Tau air caste

Remove my smol and nobody would headpat me though so

wings vs headpats what are we saying boys

Its all fun and games being smol until I get beat up for "dating an 11 yo"

DUDE

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlMVOgfm9SkyL6bir9sIsQyKQLJdEcsB5lnlvupiFHxLBEfMZ4

People do it

I dated a 13yo when I was 17 but she looked way older then the others

And I mean that too

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yikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erE1Nf2hCmk

It was socially accepted because she had dated 3 other guys in my year

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@Samaritan I’m not 11 though

I know, it was a joke

You can pretend she is

Oh God

Pls don't

Don't what? There is no shame in fetish-play-pretend between consenting adults

Some fetishes are best kept in the closet

so why would you be beat up for an 11 year old

https://pics.me.me/2d-colepm-538-likes-colepm-she-usually-calls-me-daddy-2001413.png

Gay that I have to explain a joke but

storm the vatican

I’m only the height of one

they cant rape all of us

i mean it depends on the child really doesnt it

cause some kids mature faster than others

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/330/247/f4f.jpg

ill take your entire stock

they would make more sales in clothes

Unironically

The joke is based on you looking like one