even his fucking mother

@Jack of Trades I've never watched Blade, though I should.

not apathy, distain

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Thats not very nice. Dont tell me to drop dead

I haven't even finished the first Matrix movie ffs

I am fat though, but I've done really well this year. I'l be buff before too long provided I keep up the progress :3

no my father

lol

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Fuckin' Zoomer

apathy needs to fuck off

not my *daddy*

Get to it

I am your FATHER

@Jack of Trades okay, lardtard

godman my father is a literal boomer

oh god

i didnt think you were quite that old

good to know tho

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Yeah but I can get back into shape. YOu'll still be a cute liittle submissive boy >:3

truth

but does he drink Monster @Lucienne d'Anwyl?

but damn a literal boomer?

no

he drinks red bull

and you are onlu 18

He's like 75?

and five hour energy

So that would make MA your father Lucy ?

@Jack of Trades that's gay as fuck, no

riding the lawn mower drinkin a monster

erry day

and then complains that he cant sleep

@Lucienne d'Anwyl KEK

he doesnt mow the lawn

he doesnt do anything

@Anubis I cannot wait til I get a riding lawn mower

wait I've never seen blade is it good

he makes me do it

Noice

@tea_in_space first one is good, from what I've heard

and the lawn mowers broken