Always wary every since a girl slipped her finger up my bum

Lmao

That was fucking terrifying

They should tell you

She was fucking crazy

Imagine taking that to court..

I couldn't even cum she was so offputting

That area needs to be relaxed for fun

did she stuck plastic horses up your ass and said your condition is stable?

Kakakka

Nahs he just kept trying to fiddle with my nipples and bum

he, ok

Too much man

lol she*

He

😦

Welp

i dont understand why you so closeted lol

That's a revelation

MA is back on the menu boys

Grabbing arse is great though

you're seriously deeper in the closet than mananimal

LMAO

This really is a sign that I need laid again soon

I think we all do..

Isn't it really easy for gay guys to get laid though

Bring back national servixe

Yeah but I have actual standards

That's not the point Pie

Jesus

Hmmmm

I mean if I wanted to I could get a guy within 20m, but Id end up with something extra

No thanks

I have standards with girlfriends

but with randoms

0 standards

national cervix

I don't do randoms

Well

Yea it's not fun

I'm too shy for that lmao