Message from @ryuplaneswalker

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2019-07-23 11:30:11 UTC  

Yeah exactly

2019-07-23 11:30:14 UTC  

we only went to war in 1812

2019-07-23 11:30:17 UTC  

British civil war pt 2

2019-07-23 11:30:19 UTC  

Cope harder

2019-07-23 11:30:32 UTC  

Roleplay harder

2019-07-23 11:30:34 UTC  

which british empire won

2019-07-23 11:30:40 UTC  

Yeah

2019-07-23 11:30:58 UTC  

whilst also fighting russia and france at the same time

2019-07-23 11:31:00 UTC  

1812 wouldve been a lot different if Napoleon didnt exist

2019-07-23 11:31:03 UTC  

which the british also won

2019-07-23 11:31:10 UTC  

No one got anything from it but I consider burning down the White House as a win

2019-07-23 11:31:36 UTC  

I dunno

2019-07-23 11:31:43 UTC  

you were just a few hundred years early for it being needed

2019-07-23 11:31:51 UTC  

Burgers coping by saying but but but we won we won, when they had to ask cheese eating surrender monkeys for help

2019-07-23 11:31:53 UTC  

we rekt russia... force them to sign the shittiest treaty they could ever sign

2019-07-23 11:32:06 UTC  

probably worse than a county under the EU

2019-07-23 11:32:20 UTC  

Pax Britannica <:LIZ:588678565235523595>

2019-07-23 11:32:31 UTC  

I dunno

2019-07-23 11:32:35 UTC  

the EU is just German Rule

2019-07-23 11:32:38 UTC  

Pox more like

2019-07-23 11:32:48 UTC  

(literally now, since the new thot in charge is an actual German)

2019-07-23 11:33:29 UTC  

A german beurocrat in charge of the entirety of Europe, Hitler has won..just 70 years later.

2019-07-23 11:33:30 UTC  

That's more the fault of the French for actually being pushovers over a goddamn colony asking for help without gettig fuck all for the return of investments

2019-07-23 11:33:31 UTC  

Wait, if I met Boris Johnson while he was Mayor of London does that technically mean I have met the prime minister

2019-07-23 11:33:32 UTC  

4D chess

2019-07-23 11:33:41 UTC  

Yeh ryu

2019-07-23 11:33:49 UTC  

It's really just a thing

2019-07-23 11:33:55 UTC  

One of European cycles

2019-07-23 11:34:06 UTC  

Wait a couple decades

2019-07-23 11:34:11 UTC  

Germans fuck everything up

2019-07-23 11:34:23 UTC  

Gesundheit

2019-07-23 11:34:26 UTC  

Everyone untucks it up

2019-07-23 11:34:28 UTC  

Repeat

2019-07-23 11:34:29 UTC  

3rd time isn't a charm.

2019-07-23 11:34:31 UTC  

Danke

2019-07-23 11:34:40 UTC  

I was gonna next, when is the next "Europe turns into a complete shit hole like the Dark Ages"

2019-07-23 11:34:46 UTC  

since it is a cycle apparently

2019-07-23 11:34:57 UTC  

Don't be such a bigot willya

2019-07-23 11:35:02 UTC  

If the jerries want round 3, we’ll give it to em

2019-07-23 11:35:20 UTC  

Fire up the Lancasters lads

2019-07-23 11:35:29 UTC  

We’re going on a trip to Dresden