It always happens
The US BTFOing England? Yeah that does always happen
Kek
One minute your absolutely smashed in a bar in Hull, and the next you’ve stablished a colony in some backwater African country
Does always
What
It's happened like once
And you weren't alive
Stfu burger
technically in 1776 we were all british... so the british won! 😛
Yeah exactly
we only went to war in 1812
British civil war pt 2
Cope harder
Roleplay harder
which british empire won
Yeah
whilst also fighting russia and france at the same time
1812 wouldve been a lot different if Napoleon didnt exist
which the british also won
No one got anything from it but I consider burning down the White House as a win
I dunno
you were just a few hundred years early for it being needed
Burgers coping by saying but but but we won we won, when they had to ask cheese eating surrender monkeys for help
we rekt russia... force them to sign the shittiest treaty they could ever sign
probably worse than a county under the EU
Pax Britannica <:LIZ:588678565235523595>
the EU is just German Rule
Pox more like
(literally now, since the new thot in charge is an actual German)
A german beurocrat in charge of the entirety of Europe, Hitler has won..just 70 years later.
That's more the fault of the French for actually being pushovers over a goddamn colony asking for help without gettig fuck all for the return of investments
Wait, if I met Boris Johnson while he was Mayor of London does that technically mean I have met the prime minister
4D chess
Yeh ryu
It's really just a thing
One of European cycles
Wait a couple decades
Germans fuck everything up
Gesundheit
