making spaghetti bolognese instantly

can ur secret bolognese recipe ever truly be perfected?

God should make prank videos. He's good at it

not even God can make better bolognese than my italian Greatgrandmama

Someone should name their child "God" and then tell people they're walking around with God

It's probably been done tbh

you a genius

Then you have proof that God exists

And you checkmate the atheists

except if god is force fed gender bending drugs and ends up on the catwalk of good morning america with trannies

or ending up in the black market selling his dick for a bag of cheetos

We would be saddened.

what if god challenged God? hte mighty would fall either way

"one time in class I had to do a presentation and I wasn't prepared so I just talked about how women are oppressed and it was legit recognized as valid"

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Yup, that was in my freshman year

Class was 90% girls so naturally I was applauded

inception

is that where you perfected ur ability to insert consciousness into dreams within dreams?

with rohypnol no doubt <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Sure

MARS ATTACKS! RAAAAAAAA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ares

That's me

Do not invoke my wrath

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This is me

In a fight between Ares and Athena, I'd bet on Athena every time.

that happened already

and ares won

o rly?

ye the peloponnesian war

Eh.

Sparta isn't really Ares' city.

Not like how Athens was Athena's.

Everyone hates Ares but Ares always wins in the end

I don't hate Ares.

I mean the Olympus people

But he can be a bit of a hardcase.

Ah.

Ares is more of the "To glory! Bash over the head first, ask questions later" kinda guy