Message from @Ares

Discord ID: 603820553861595147


2019-07-25 05:19:12 UTC  

> Is it just me, or anything the gay's touches goes to shit...

Anime.
Movies.
Games.
Politics.
Media.

2019-07-25 05:19:14 UTC  

Futurecrime doublethink doubleplus ungood thoughtcrime.

2019-07-25 05:19:19 UTC  

One time in class I had to do a presentation and I wasn't prepared so I just talked about how women are oppressed and it was legit recognized as valid

2019-07-25 05:20:07 UTC  

with some ultra violence and a cherry on top

2019-07-25 05:20:34 UTC  

one time in religion class, at a quiz, i just wrote God is great, Thank you God

2019-07-25 05:20:38 UTC  

got 17/20

2019-07-25 05:20:53 UTC  

If you're gonna do violence, may as well make it ultra violets.

2019-07-25 05:20:55 UTC  

Should have just written "God"

2019-07-25 05:21:02 UTC  

and you deserved it

2019-07-25 05:21:13 UTC  

If they asked you why didn't you write anything else, you should have answered "god is all i need"

2019-07-25 05:21:17 UTC  

Instant A+

2019-07-25 05:23:30 UTC  

If you're gonna do violence, may as well ||bill some kiggers||

2019-07-25 05:23:34 UTC  

amirite gaymers

2019-07-25 05:23:56 UTC  

bacon n' eggers

2019-07-25 05:23:57 UTC  

i wonder wot god is up to. prolly turning 2 minute noodles into instant ramen

2019-07-25 05:24:27 UTC  

or even better

2019-07-25 05:24:37 UTC  

making spaghetti bolognese instantly

2019-07-25 05:25:17 UTC  

can ur secret bolognese recipe ever truly be perfected?

2019-07-25 05:26:23 UTC  

God should make prank videos. He's good at it

2019-07-25 05:26:36 UTC  

not even God can make better bolognese than my italian Greatgrandmama

2019-07-25 05:27:18 UTC  

Someone should name their child "God" and then tell people they're walking around with God

2019-07-25 05:27:36 UTC  

It's probably been done tbh

2019-07-25 05:27:45 UTC  

you a genius

2019-07-25 05:27:59 UTC  

Then you have proof that God exists

2019-07-25 05:28:05 UTC  

And you checkmate the atheists

2019-07-25 05:28:51 UTC  

except if god is force fed gender bending drugs and ends up on the catwalk of good morning america with trannies

2019-07-25 05:29:45 UTC  

or ending up in the black market selling his dick for a bag of cheetos

2019-07-25 05:29:47 UTC  

We would be saddened.

2019-07-25 05:30:42 UTC  

what if god challenged God? hte mighty would fall either way

2019-07-25 05:31:03 UTC  

"one time in class I had to do a presentation and I wasn't prepared so I just talked about how women are oppressed and it was legit recognized as valid"

2019-07-25 05:31:10 UTC  

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

2019-07-25 05:31:37 UTC  

Yup, that was in my freshman year

2019-07-25 05:32:21 UTC  

Class was 90% girls so naturally I was applauded

2019-07-25 05:33:26 UTC  

inception

2019-07-25 05:34:28 UTC  

is that where you perfected ur ability to insert consciousness into dreams within dreams?

2019-07-25 05:34:55 UTC  

with rohypnol no doubt <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-07-25 05:35:23 UTC  

Sure

2019-07-25 05:36:56 UTC  

MARS ATTACKS! RAAAAAAAA

2019-07-25 05:37:39 UTC  

That's me

2019-07-25 05:37:50 UTC  

Do not invoke my wrath