Message from @BrandonChimaria (。◕‿◕。✿)

Discord ID: 603857567982288906


2019-07-25 07:26:00 UTC  

<:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

2019-07-25 07:28:03 UTC  

... this is going to be more difficult than I thought

2019-07-25 07:28:21 UTC  

Yeah.

2019-07-25 07:28:39 UTC  

What did I scare you off with my autism @JewishBastard

2019-07-25 07:29:00 UTC  

<:spurdo:500782204788670474>

2019-07-25 07:31:43 UTC  

All I know is there’s cunts talking about spilling tea. The queens drink. Spilling it.
Don’t give me heart attack.

2019-07-25 07:44:52 UTC  

Ah

2019-07-25 07:45:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/603855279926542336/jn27y82oz9c31.png

2019-07-25 07:47:27 UTC  

wikileaks is a hoax, and you're FAKE NEWS!

2019-07-25 07:47:57 UTC  

I TAKE YOUR QUESTION!

2019-07-25 07:49:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/603856389999165482/71df4dd2cf60870300479e2206d49a54.png

2019-07-25 07:51:47 UTC  

never forget that one time superboy-prime tried to kill the editor of DC comics

2019-07-25 07:52:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/603857114192019456/iu.png

2019-07-25 07:52:43 UTC  

TL;DR Earth-Prime, his home, is *our* earth. After he seemingly died, he reappeared there. Thing is, our world has read the comics that show how he devolved into a bloodthirsty mass killer. So his family is terrified of him. Then black lanterns, somehow crossing over from the BLackest Night event in the main universe, attack him

2019-07-25 07:53:16 UTC  

There's even metacommentary from one of the black lanterns on how everyone thinks he's just a whiny pussy. which he kinda is.

2019-07-25 07:53:23 UTC  

You know what was funny with mueller.

2019-07-25 07:53:50 UTC  

"Uh, uh, I don't recall, or remember. So I can't answer to that."

And get led on by the lawyer telling him what to say.
"I do not recall."
You have any prior knowledge... "I have no knowledge to that event."
Simpletons doing this, it's rather saddening.
Then he goes, "Is that information in the report."

>Yes, it's in the report, says right here...

"Well then, yes-yes..."
Like tf, and how can't you not know your own work.

Because when you usually do a report, you have to make sure you run it a bunch of times, to make sure that the contents are legit of a factual matter.
Which in this case.
Mueller.
Didn't know shit inside it.

2019-07-25 07:54:02 UTC  

hahahaha

2019-07-25 07:54:23 UTC  

They need a parody montage for that.

2019-07-25 08:01:07 UTC  

chaosh ish a laddah
-smole fingy

2019-07-25 08:01:47 UTC  

trimp dindu nuffin!

2019-07-25 08:02:42 UTC  

Just if anyone needs for the "Ums"

2019-07-25 08:03:22 UTC  

theres trimp soup, trimp salad, trimp burger

2019-07-25 08:03:27 UTC  

trimp and potatoes

2019-07-25 08:04:05 UTC  

trump™ steak

2019-07-25 08:04:34 UTC  

trimp steak is premium grade

2019-07-25 08:04:37 UTC  

low in fat

2019-07-25 08:05:25 UTC  

healthy heart tick of approval

2019-07-25 08:06:33 UTC  

ive googled trump steak reviews

2019-07-25 08:06:41 UTC  

theyre pretty bad

2019-07-25 08:07:19 UTC  

old reviews are just plain reviews
new reviews post 2015-2016 are obviously politically charged

2019-07-25 08:07:29 UTC  

Oh god

2019-07-25 08:07:39 UTC  

Trump: There was no collusion.

Leftist on twitter: Trump is an idiot, uneducated...
|
Committee: Was there any collusion of the story.
> Mueller: Um uh, um, can you repeat that, that was too fast for me...

2019-07-25 08:07:48 UTC  

the **ONE** review that was actually objective said that trump steaks were bad because he personally liked his steaks well done

2019-07-25 08:09:07 UTC  

At least that one gives you a frame of reference

2019-07-25 08:09:53 UTC  

So... this the thing from a few months ago that will surely destroy Trump, eh?

2019-07-25 08:10:13 UTC  

Swedish men need some testosterone quick

2019-07-25 08:10:29 UTC  

burgers