are you depressed?

no

Fleshlight already released a automatic masturbating machine

do you have a job?

Won't be long now

do you have a flesh light?

i dont have a flesh light

lol

i want a bad dragon

Not with my college allowance

q.q

@Paige Hendrix same bro

No.

degenerates get out
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Bad dragon is just a novelty dildo imo

but its a fun novelty

Kinda like fidget spinners

a girl gets a vibrator but redneo wont get a fucking gf

theres one interaction i plan on having with women provided biobags arent advancing a lot soon. hirering a surrogate for my children.

@LiveorLetpie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQJbA9ZuL0&t=790s

lmfao he never stops

your name reminded me that this exists

what the fuck is this

a quality sfm animation

noice

>quality
>sfm

Pick one

i pick both

cunt

Needy one, eh

gaycunt

Ahh, there's nothing quite like cold cheap beer in a can

not even getting a barrel, eh?

that doesnt say anyting aobut the quality of the experience

I'm not that bad of an alcoholic

A can or two is good if i'm alone at home chillin

lol

lol

Kek

Nice