Ok go fuck yourself

1st aid? do ppl really need 1st aid to be on the grounds at all times?

think I was 12 when I was first drunk

das pretty damn early, lol

10/10 parentling

kind of a right of passage growin up, up north

parenting*

my parents werent around when I was young, i was homeless from 9-13yrs old

badass fam

can you coach me on street smarts?

not really

sadface

should of strapped on a skirt and gotten a sugar daddy smh

I wasnt on the streets

homeless isn't on the streets?

nope

That's really sad to hear, everypony needs a parent

Stop

with this shit

so what? orphanage?

all over really

Well we did it as a military support and i got free fire range shooting and training from it

Let me introduce you to the magic of friendship, Muten

Nobody needed help but we were there just in case if somebody needed any help

Can I snort that?

has youse seen ali g on candace owens show?

No, silly willy!

Then fuck off

@Diffused Solvent as in sashia baron cohen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHIsVmeGOm8

@Marcelx2x You were training as a medic or some shit? Or the nu national guard program?

was interesting , he basically tore islam a new asshole

sounds haram

Before the event we were trained how to apply bandages and CPR and there were also other mates from the military that were carrying first aid resources

Oh, so ur professional military

Here at Equestria, every religion is tolerated

Sounds gay af

No

I'm going to a military school

Also is very gay

kewl