Message from @Sparklez
Discord ID: 604873742027456515
sire thing, let me grab a few things from my safe...."friendship box"
Ooo! Roleplay! We here at ponyville love roleplay
It is speculated that calcium phosphide—made by boiling bones in urine, within a closed vessel—was an ingredient of some ancient Greek fire formulas.[4]
Ok, great!
holy shit
Take your time!
"I used to be a brony like you, then I took an arrow to the throat."
imagine boiling bones in urine and then throwing explosive powder at enemies
Ponies don't need arrows, we have magic
lol yearspastmatter
The magic of friendship
My god, this server is accending.
<:betterthanyou:588043426155593728> fucking romans man
Das right, Sparklez
How about high-powered sniper rifles?
We only use pure Zyklon here in Equestria!
I'll just pull up with my Shika and gun down all those pesky pegasi.
What with all the bakeries we have here
.50 BMG, blow holes through all of them and turn them into glue
sell the horsemeat to the chinese
I thot the french ate horsemeat
Thought*
Ponies don't get along with horses? Well, imagine my shock!
french horsemeat thots
happy we agree...here is the definition of pony:
kek
We used to enslave them, until a civil rights law forced them into our culture.
A horse of any of several stocky breeds that are small in size when full grown, such as the Shetland pony.
The good old days...
ponies are the nazi's of horse world?
Apparently.
Equestria*
The Ubermench.
Fuhrer Celestia rules with an iron hoof.
If you ask me, I think the horses should be thrown out of Equestria
^ this
I agree, starting with ponies
Very lazy!
Forced into ovens and lynched to death
While Reichsmarschal Luna steals everyone's bad thoughts.