football champion
he has merged all the timelines
Shut up m14
cricket champion
olympian
bard 2.0
The Shabbos Goy https://jewishjournal.com/newsroom/israel/boris-johnson-is-a-great-friend-to-israel/
Didn't he get stuck on that zipline?
ping pong champion
knight
brazilian hugh hefner
formula 1 driver
bartender
Mailman boris and the letterboxes
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5d021708210000a718ed5580.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale hindu convert boris vows the destruction of islam
**body double**
https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485
Look at that fucking manlet
@Ayylmao thats how you get out of jail free.... Daddy is the secret word
yes daddy UwU
you will never get close
to the power
that boris johnson wields
why does boris need a chopper if hes a wind elemental
**because he's flying with the BOYS**
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2019/06/24/Boris-Trump_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqA7N2CxnJWnYI3tCbVBgu9WVLDaeaWzlxIQpTU2T6YjQ.jpg?imwidth=450 *leans in* *hail hydra*
Kek.
the virgin devoting yourself to one career
trumps a multiclass too
Not as multi-class as Boris, though.
businessman to tv celeb to the prez
i mean thats cool and all
but it isnt 20 careers
But then, Trump is far richer than Boris.
is trump a doctor though?
So in the end, it all balances out.
is he a navy seal?
lol navy seal
is he a tank commander?
OH FUCK
