heavy machine operator
artilleryman
bricklayer
fireman
rugby champion
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/naruto/images/1/1a/Revenge_of_shadow_clones.png/revision/latest?cb=20110929133435 anime boris discussing labor issues with his fellow clones
lizard seducer
L
the welder
the immigration advocate https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-supports-immigration-amnesty-brexit-migration-government/
hugh hefner
what happens when an unstoppable boris meets an immovable boris?
the bard
tennis champion
football champion
he has merged all the timelines
Shut up m14
cricket champion
olympian
bard 2.0
The Shabbos Goy https://jewishjournal.com/newsroom/israel/boris-johnson-is-a-great-friend-to-israel/
Didn't he get stuck on that zipline?
ping pong champion
knight
brazilian hugh hefner
formula 1 driver
bartender
Mailman boris and the letterboxes
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5d021708210000a718ed5580.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale hindu convert boris vows the destruction of islam
**body double**
https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485
Look at that fucking manlet
@Ayylmao thats how you get out of jail free.... Daddy is the secret word
yes daddy UwU
you will never get close
to the power
that boris johnson wields
why does boris need a chopper if hes a wind elemental
**because he's flying with the BOYS**
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2019/06/24/Boris-Trump_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqA7N2CxnJWnYI3tCbVBgu9WVLDaeaWzlxIQpTU2T6YjQ.jpg?imwidth=450 *leans in* *hail hydra*
