Message from @Spooky Melon

Discord ID: 606366555189542913


2019-08-01 06:01:21 UTC  

L

2019-08-01 06:01:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606365831902920723/mayor-of-london-boris-johnson-holds-a-brick-as-he-addresses-delegates-picture-id456375170.png

2019-08-01 06:01:23 UTC  

the welder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606365844020133908/87326886_flame_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.png

2019-08-01 06:01:46 UTC  

hugh hefner

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606365937234345985/1037420_Bcheeky_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.png

2019-08-01 06:02:00 UTC  

what happens when an unstoppable boris meets an immovable boris?

2019-08-01 06:02:13 UTC  

the bard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366052561190925/14953243_Busking__trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqCca9BU0TuyHkZJzHTSJqzg57EFzlVrO-V_kNyX87nOk.png

2019-08-01 06:02:33 UTC  

tennis champion

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366131955040256/14893924_tennis_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.png

2019-08-01 06:02:41 UTC  

football champion

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366171943665674/11111152-jump_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqLH_H0c60Zp7OflESAbu_VHMG2_Cj9ELhbl7QWEQvwH8.png

2019-08-01 06:02:42 UTC  

he has merged all the timelines

2019-08-01 06:02:45 UTC  

Shut up m14

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366174946525184/Screen-Shot-2015-11-12-at-12.png

2019-08-01 06:02:50 UTC  

cricket champion

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366208538837003/11104885_Boris_Johnson_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:03:05 UTC  

olympian

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366272393052170/10520342_classic_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:03:14 UTC  

bard 2.0

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366308312940584/3418062_vuvuzeala_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqCca9BU0TuyHkZJzHTSJqzg57EFzlVrO-V_kNyX87nOk.png

2019-08-01 06:03:22 UTC  

Didn't he get stuck on that zipline?

2019-08-01 06:03:23 UTC  

ping pong champion

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366347089281054/3401548_tennis_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:03:33 UTC  

knight

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366386045976576/1873399_george_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:03:53 UTC  

brazilian hugh hefner

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366472234729472/1107041_Bnotting_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:04:02 UTC  

formula 1 driver

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366510692171776/920618_car_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:04:12 UTC  

bartender

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366549288157184/1216496_easties_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:04:12 UTC  

Mailman boris and the letterboxes

2019-08-01 06:04:13 UTC  
2019-08-01 06:04:21 UTC  

**body double**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366589251485717/1827062_wax_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png

2019-08-01 06:04:59 UTC  

Look at that fucking manlet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366744759762944/Boris-1.png

2019-08-01 06:05:19 UTC  

@Ayylmao thats how you get out of jail free.... Daddy is the secret word

2019-08-01 06:05:38 UTC  

yes daddy UwU

2019-08-01 06:05:39 UTC  

you will never get close

2019-08-01 06:05:41 UTC  

to the power

2019-08-01 06:05:53 UTC  

that boris johnson wields

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606366974150443018/AHRoJMl.png

2019-08-01 06:06:19 UTC  

why does boris need a chopper if hes a wind elemental

2019-08-01 06:06:36 UTC  

**because he's flying with the BOYS**

2019-08-01 06:08:32 UTC  

Kek.

2019-08-01 06:09:14 UTC  

the virgin devoting yourself to one career

2019-08-01 06:09:31 UTC  

trumps a multiclass too

2019-08-01 06:09:42 UTC  

Not as multi-class as Boris, though.

2019-08-01 06:09:44 UTC  

businessman to tv celeb to the prez

2019-08-01 06:09:55 UTC  

i mean thats cool and all

2019-08-01 06:09:59 UTC  

but it isnt 20 careers