Message from @Stig2002

Discord ID: 608182247723368457


2019-08-06 06:03:58 UTC  

It's so nice to see you again!

2019-08-06 06:06:26 UTC  

Hey look it's obama...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/608179046702120990/o.png

2019-08-06 06:06:45 UTC  

imagine having an inferior anime waifu

2019-08-06 06:08:16 UTC  

Is it bad when I'm in a sixth floor hotel room, I look out to the balcony (which is openable) and see the pool and find myself wondering if I could get away with the jump. (Odds aren't favorable enough for me to try, so before you go down that route. No, I will not.)

2019-08-06 06:09:11 UTC  

@Laucivol 1-800-273-8255

2019-08-06 06:09:14 UTC  

you wont make it

2019-08-06 06:11:30 UTC  

Nah, as said, the pool is probably less than 6 feet deep.

2019-08-06 06:11:42 UTC  

TAKE A PIC

2019-08-06 06:11:46 UTC  

lol caps

2019-08-06 06:12:06 UTC  

@livid_scrooge Silly, see the parenthetical statement before you assume suicidal thoughts.

2019-08-06 06:12:37 UTC  

Damnit, you too, @Stig2002. I put the parenthetical statement for you as well.

2019-08-06 06:12:38 UTC  

Lol

2019-08-06 06:13:08 UTC  

All said, the pool *is* directly below the balcony.

2019-08-06 06:13:20 UTC  

So, odds are I would hit the water.

2019-08-06 06:15:39 UTC  

Great, now I'm doing the math to figure out the odds of survival.

2019-08-06 06:16:17 UTC  

If anyone looks into my search history they'll think I was actually considering doing something that dumb.

2019-08-06 06:18:12 UTC  

And, remember, this isn't Minecraft- a couple "blocks" of water is not adequate.

2019-08-06 06:18:52 UTC  

So, based on what I'm seeing here, although the impact on the surface wouldn't be terrible.

2019-08-06 06:18:56 UTC  

one block is adequate in mc

2019-08-06 06:19:07 UTC  

which is a meter

2019-08-06 06:19:56 UTC  

The depth of the water would not be deep to be adequate to reduce the velocity of the falling body to prevent injury.

2019-08-06 06:20:10 UTC  

as long as u live

2019-08-06 06:20:19 UTC  

injury sminjury

2019-08-06 06:20:29 UTC  

Thus, I was wise with my intuition, and shall not attempt it.

2019-08-06 06:20:41 UTC  

just eat a gapple after

2019-08-06 06:20:55 UTC  

Well, 1 block becomes a flow.

2019-08-06 06:21:25 UTC  

Also, in context, a meter would not be adequate, anyhow.

2019-08-06 06:22:16 UTC  

Are we jumping off of cliffs ?

2019-08-06 06:22:17 UTC  

See, it would be suicidal *if* the goal was injurious rather than intrigue.

2019-08-06 06:22:29 UTC  

balconys

2019-08-06 06:22:37 UTC  

Nah, 6th floor room into about 6 feet of water.

2019-08-06 06:22:50 UTC  

Also are we trying to explain Minecraft logic ?

2019-08-06 06:23:11 UTC  

I was discounting the Minecraft off the cuff.

2019-08-06 06:23:13 UTC  

XD

2019-08-06 06:23:14 UTC  

minecraft doesnt need explained

2019-08-06 06:23:21 UTC  

its faxs

2019-08-06 06:23:29 UTC  

Uhh huh

2019-08-06 06:23:43 UTC  

Yes

2019-08-06 06:24:06 UTC  

Basically, what started that was me musing about jumping out of my 6th floor room down into the hotel pool.

2019-08-06 06:24:18 UTC  

Ah