Message from @Miniature Menace

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2019-08-05 06:05:05 UTC  

Well, to use your analogy, we have cars that run, they were built by humans but humans went extinct and you're refusing to try and dig them up <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-08-05 06:05:58 UTC  

Here's a thought: Maybe all the giraffes with cardiovascular system that couldn't keep up died before they could manufacture more faulty giraffes. I know, shocking.

2019-08-05 06:07:14 UTC  

Okay, but if the original giraffe was a mutation off a successful okapi or whatever, how did it come out perfect the first try and survive?

2019-08-05 06:07:25 UTC  

no organism is perfect

2019-08-05 06:07:37 UTC  

It has to be or it has the downs.

2019-08-05 06:07:45 UTC  

it just survived

2019-08-05 06:08:09 UTC  

basically, if it was flawed in some way, it wasn't flawed to a degree that it couldn't reproduce

2019-08-05 06:08:22 UTC  

you can be pretty flawed, and still reproduce

2019-08-05 06:08:22 UTC  

It randomly survived. The changes generation to generation aren't severe.

2019-08-05 06:08:36 UTC  

you know how many people with glandular, mental, and metabolic issues still breed?

2019-08-05 06:09:14 UTC  

Well you just reminded me that by having c-section, we're weakening humanity as a species <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-08-05 06:09:20 UTC  

Those people weren't stillborn missing half a heart.

2019-08-05 06:09:20 UTC  

^

2019-08-05 06:09:33 UTC  

WHich is what a half-giraffe would be.

2019-08-05 06:09:59 UTC  

The transitional okapi wouldn't need a giraffe sized heart, it would just need one effective enough to support whatever transitional elongation of its neck had occurred that generation

2019-08-05 06:10:33 UTC  

we're not talking a doubling of size in a single generation, but probably changes as little as a percent or less over a single generation

2019-08-05 06:10:40 UTC  

And then you'd need another random mutation that *just happens* to perfectly compliment the radical new design.

2019-08-05 06:10:51 UTC  

it doesn't half to be a half giraffe

2019-08-05 06:10:58 UTC  

Half-giraffe doesn'T mean half a giraffe duct taped to a half of okapi tho. The evolutionary midpoint could have half a meter long neck and slightly increased heart, just like the long boi five hundred years ago had 30 cm neck and the longer boi 500 years later would have meter and a half long neck.

2019-08-05 06:11:00 UTC  

You gotta get a modern giraffe somehow, they don't just come out of a horse's ass.

2019-08-05 06:11:04 UTC  

considering this can occur over tens or hundreds of thousands, even millions of years

2019-08-05 06:11:13 UTC  

Also that.

2019-08-05 06:11:23 UTC  

it could just be 0.00067% more giraffe than its parents

2019-08-05 06:11:28 UTC  

I used smol numbers, not to scale

2019-08-05 06:14:05 UTC  

Not to mention Giraffes, particularly Bull Giraffes, have other survival advantages. Such as being extremely dangerous to Lions.

2019-08-05 06:16:03 UTC  

Inb4 pugs aren't descended from wolves because wolves have way bigger hearts <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-08-05 06:18:43 UTC  

No, it's like expecting a Dire Wolf out of a Great Dane.

2019-08-05 06:20:07 UTC  

Or a great dane out of a normal wolf? <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-08-05 06:20:08 UTC  

What about a Great Dane out of a Dire Wolf?

2019-08-05 06:21:03 UTC  

Aurochs, the organism from which modern european stock cows are descended, was fucking *bigger than Buffalo*

2019-08-05 06:21:51 UTC  

Also technically we made a direwolf out of a wolf

2019-08-05 06:22:16 UTC  

Czechoslovakian wolfdog, looks almost like a wolf, is bigger by about half

2019-08-05 06:22:48 UTC  

I think your problem with evolution is that you fail to see it as a process.

2019-08-05 06:23:42 UTC  

You expect instant results when really it waffles on for millions of years and every now and then it encounters a dead end that it takes a few hundred thousand to restart.

2019-08-05 06:24:17 UTC  

There's a pretty substantial range of diversity feasible in an organism without having those changes necessarily be complimentary

2019-08-05 06:25:43 UTC  

I mean, imagine thinking that if a man has a son who is 3 inches taller than him, that son will die before he reproduces because of the risk that his heart isn't perfectly optimized to that difference in stature.

2019-08-05 06:38:34 UTC  

FYI, GoT direwolves were played by northern inuit dogs

2019-08-05 07:01:38 UTC  

Like McKenzie river wolves?

2019-08-05 07:01:55 UTC  

Those dogs are massive

2019-08-05 07:04:47 UTC  

Mackenzie valley, misremembered the name

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762957257703438/607831329031323649/main-qimg-b9ee7db3af3e83f8924e9b266430dfe0.webp

2019-08-05 07:05:37 UTC  

There's a guy who breeds them in my town