@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck /pol/ threads are fucking golden sometimes

Gotta be safe for work

I'm a /pol/ virgin, never been there

Which kinda removes most of them

@ETBrooD it's edgy as fuck

Best part the killer did a subscribe to pewdiepie

On instagram

To normies

Surprised Pikachu face

Sounds like he wanted attention.

Yeah

And the media will hopefully oblige

@Wizard_of_The_West he is/was an edgy emo faggot (not really sure if he's dead or not)

ofc he wanted attention

Yeah he should castrated in public.

Oh god don't remind me of emos

That used to be my generation

He tried to do the yandere kill love/kill self

Nearly succeeded too

HOLY SHIT INSTAGRAM TOOK DOWN HIS PAGE

If he didn't bitch out

@Wizard_of_The_West he fucked up the neck slicing

Figures

Shame

But this way is more fun

The aftermath will be more volitile

Well he doesn't deserve jail but he'll get life in prison and probably get a padded cell.

There are better vacations

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck told ya this is worth

I heard some murderers just want to get into prison because they're such lazy, useless fucks that they can't or don't want to hold a proper job, and that's why they do it

Im pretty sure that wasnt this kids MO

"No one falls in love faster than someone looking for a place to live"

Its likke a lovechild of the japanese yandere girl and christchurch

The hideous abomination

I kinda prefer less insane murderers

Why can't the world be more rational in general

At least you can predict and perhaps understand someone's motives if they're rational

Less headscratching over why the world can be a messed up place

True

But its the oddity that excites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhtN5_wKpq4