We don't generally count prostitution as an admirable career.

But <:why:462286147473637407> not

Sucking dick will never be admirable.

So you're saying if it were something to aspire to, you'd do it? <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>

Nope

Jokes aside, you can make easy money if you just stop thinking inside the box

Look, there's an old saying.

Everyone is gay, you just have different pricetags.

oh quit the snake oil salesmen bullshit, i'm too tired and angry

C'mon dude, you are telling me you won't suck dick for 10000 billions of dollar?

Nope

And the number keeps increasing.

As soon as it hits ~2 mio any higher number doesn't do it for me anyway

I suck dick for fun.

No price needed.

So if I say no to 10 trillion, you know I mean it 😄

There are certain things you can't buy

Such as?

Well, for one, not feeling like dirt

You can't unsuck the dick

You can buy chemicals to make you feel anything, a dopamine hit is easy to synthesis.

Pffft if you have 10 trillions you can buy enough drugs to not feel like dirt 24/7

You will feel anything but dirt.

if sucking dick meant i never wanted for money ever again, then get your fucking pants off

No, the 10 trillion will only remind you more of the dick you sucked 😄

Sucking a dick isn't a bad thing, I find it fun and fulfilling.

Dude, with 10 trillions you won't be able to think anything.

I being joy to other men.

You wll be seeing dragons and shit.

Bring* sorry autocorrect.

I'm too straight for that

We can change that wiht 10 trillions <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Not a chance

Straigth camp

Noodles are straight till they get wet.

We electrocute you until you become bent.

I've slept with men and women, and tbh, men are a lot better than women in bed.

That's because men are considerably less selfish than women

in the aggregate

^

They say its gay to suck dick