we could literally blockade russia and starve them all to death

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im not on board with tomahawking iran, we really need to be pushing terminator robots to avoid damaging all the historic architecture they havent knocked down as blasphemyyet

oh oh i know

tiny nano drones that fly up the sandnigs noses and eat their brain from the inside

Russian carrier needs to be towed by smaller ships, and they can barely fix it.

Asmiral Kutsznov

i thought this iran spat had already burned itself out when trump decided not to waste money on a missile

That was like a different spat

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Yeah, but Iran wants to stay relevant, they want to stay on the news.

well originally trump was like nah dude we aint killing people over a 180mil dollar drone

If not, no one would care about their nuclear deal.

then iran was like <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Just let the Saudi's take out Iran

Then when they are busy take out Saudi Arabia

They are having trouble with Yemen, you think they can take out Iran?

trusting sandnigs to deal with sandnigs <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Two birds one stone

Yeah they would kill the hell out of them.

just gimme a drone and the xbox controller

ill do it

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alright now here is what we really do

Finally, some real plan.

send CIA to infiltrate iran. assassinate the leaders and pose as them using state of the art modern disguises and sandnigs who are on our side

Or have Pakistan invade India and India will just wipe out the middle east

boom

It could work.

i mean they are too stupid to realize something collectively... thats why they continue following islam. yea i think it could work

like doesnt iran still have people who carry goods on camels <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

thats it! it all goes down to the camels! engineer a biological weapon that specifically targets their camels and unleash it upon them

@SuddenCringe This is all going to increase oil prices which will upset quite a few countries

The camels, they are 82% of Iran GDP.

not if we seize their production of oil for ourselves <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I assume their plan may be to get the international community (Those that don't want to pay for expensive oil, so everyone..) to pressure the USA into the deal

ive played a lot of civ 5 ok. best option is to always just conquer the other country and take their resources

One tanker or two is not enough, they would have to close the Hormutz, and that's not happening.

They've lost favour with the EU. Since the entire reason their tanker was stopped was due to EU sanctions

I think this will continue

so honest question. what happened to the tanker? was it sunk... stolen? what about the people onboard