These appellates, though descriptive, really don't roll off the tongue.

Cory "I'm probably the worst thing to come from NJ, and there was some fat dude who was a retarded governor" Booker

Well excuse me if I'm not terribly inspired to make any effort for these cretins

Ah, just observing.

I nominate Laucivol

No, see, Cory Booker and Chris Christie are the balance of "bad ideas" and "no ideas" on the state level

which is which is honestly in the eye of the beholder

Damnit, I don wanna.

Also, I still need a few years. Not *quite* old enough, yet.

Cory "I look like Bruce Willis smeared shit on his face" Booker

but I maintain Christie is fucking unpitiable slime.

vro...

...

fuck, I actually can't beat that

you're absolutely right

Chris "I fell off a fucking chair because I'm so fucking fat" Christie is a fucking MEME

Chris "I'm gonna sit my gelatinous ass on a beach I closed to the public and angrily dismiss critisicm of it on live radio" Christie is indeed

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/03/nyregion/chris-christie-beach-new-jersey-budget.html

this is a GEM of a story, btw

exactly what I was referring to, yes

https://tenor.com/view/joeys-world-tour-puke-joey-burger-gif-13992120

https://tenor.com/view/chris-christie-dancing-gif-14362067

THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME PERSON WHAT THE FUCK

lets see, what else

>Fort Lee Closure Scandal

mfw

he auctioned off chunks of ground zero to his donors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Lee_lane_closure_scandal

WEW LAD

>imagine being a state that has a scandal with the "gate" suffix

he dogmatically banned canabid/caniboid oil from medical use in New Jersey, forcing hundreds of families with members suffering from fucking epiliptic seizures and fits to flee for treatment.

you can do that?

I thought medical use is ok

nope, not if your state is governed by modernity-challenged zealots

"its tangentally related to canabis, so its banned"

his whole reasoning

when he could be bothered to provide a reason at all

Christie loves the drug war

it keeps his prisons populated for cheap labour

God, people are sucking off Cory "I called out Bidens RAAAAYCIST policies, but OOPS! I have a few RAAAYCIST policies myself!" Booker so hard in the MSM
https://qz.com/1679205/what-people-at-stanford-say-about-cory-booker/
https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/595255/

Observe the DNC's favorites and their records