Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
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woo lad
shes not gonna get the nomination. its called rigging it and theyve done it before
true enough
and the Party has deliberately inflated the number of candidates to drown out actual hopefuls
yep
Who the actual fuck would have nominated Marianne "buy my medicinal crystals" williamson
The two remaining hippies left alive in the world
Or Beto "I couldn't beat Cruz, but watch me speak spanish" O Roark
Robert Francis "I'm not even Spanish, but I'll use a Spanish nickname, even though I've railed against cultural appropriation" O'Roarke
Or Cory "I'm Don Lemon's less photogenic brother" Booker
These appellates, though descriptive, really don't roll off the tongue.
Cory "I'm probably the worst thing to come from NJ, and there was some fat dude who was a retarded governor" Booker
Well excuse me if I'm not terribly inspired to make any effort for these cretins
Ah, just observing.
I nominate Laucivol
No, see, Cory Booker and Chris Christie are the balance of "bad ideas" and "no ideas" on the state level
which is which is honestly in the eye of the beholder
Damnit, I don wanna.
Also, I still need a few years. Not *quite* old enough, yet.
but I maintain Christie is fucking unpitiable slime.
vro...
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fuck, I actually can't beat that
you're absolutely right
Chris "I fell off a fucking chair because I'm so fucking fat" Christie is a fucking MEME
Chris "I'm gonna sit my gelatinous ass on a beach I closed to the public and angrily dismiss critisicm of it on live radio" Christie is indeed
this is a GEM of a story, btw
exactly what I was referring to, yes
THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME PERSON WHAT THE FUCK
lets see, what else
>Fort Lee Closure Scandal
mfw
he auctioned off chunks of ground zero to his donors
WEW LAD
>imagine being a state that has a scandal with the "gate" suffix