A fucking BEARD

You know the last time a president had ANY facial hair in office?

1907

HOWARD FUCKING TAFT

Ah yes, the Chris Christie of the Presidency

THERE WAS A KAISER IN GERMANY MORE RECENTLY THAN THERE WAS AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WITH A FUCKING BEARD OR MOUSTACHE

bald faced fucking cowards, the lot of them

according to focus group testing, voters find men with beards to be less trustworthy

as if the hair is hiding something

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and theres a reason politicians wear specific colored suits and ties

every bit of it is designed to get more votes from specific target voter groups

because if there's one thing Americans want, its someone who doesn't break the mould or go outside the lines

bull fucking shit

well

we elected trump

i daresay he broke the mold a bit

exactly my point

that first statement was sarcastic

or meant to be

*perhaps I should have used italics*

just throw a pepega or 4head in for sarcasm

*but then people would bitch and moan about this not being an RP server*

5head if you want to be extra sarcastic

:5head:

I don't have that one, apparently

i hope the democraps keep losing elections until they are forced to kick the socialist sjws out

the party needs to reform

true enough, but I'm not looking forward to more economic crashes and endless wars under Republicans either

as long as we get people like trump we should be fine

i mean

he went out of his way to avoid a war with iran

and has been trying to get kim to stop with the nukes

Meanwhile literally defying congress three fucking times to stop selling the Saudis, proven jihadis, weapons

saudi arabia sucks

and using US ships to aid their blockade of Yemen

every damn president gets friendly with them

And letting the executives of banks who crashed the economy and were bailed out with tax money to write the fucking tax code

i try not to get too invested in the details of global geopolitics because its like a fulltime job to have an objective view of everything

and would you look at that, hundreds of thousands of trump voters are shocked at their severely decreased tax refends

gee, I wonder where that fucking money went