Biden groped and sniffed the hairs of little girls and boys

Bush Sr told Israel he'd cut them the fuck off unless they stopped behaving like a spoiled vassal state.

sniff

oof

and they listened

Dammit we need Conservatives who are that based

ALso he no joke banned broccoli from the white house

Oh yeah, I've heard about that

fuck, I wish I could buy him a drink

IIRC, he told his wife or mother "I've never liked Broccoli, and since I'm an adult, fuck Broccoli, it's got no place in the WH"

Right?!

We need a Republican who is that fucking insane

hopefully within our lifetimes another dude (or....LADY 😉) will be like Bush Sr.

You know what we need more than a republican or democrat?

A fucking BEARD

You know the last time a president had ANY facial hair in office?

1907

HOWARD FUCKING TAFT

Ah yes, the Chris Christie of the Presidency

THERE WAS A KAISER IN GERMANY MORE RECENTLY THAN THERE WAS AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WITH A FUCKING BEARD OR MOUSTACHE

bald faced fucking cowards, the lot of them

according to focus group testing, voters find men with beards to be less trustworthy

as if the hair is hiding something

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and theres a reason politicians wear specific colored suits and ties

every bit of it is designed to get more votes from specific target voter groups

because if there's one thing Americans want, its someone who doesn't break the mould or go outside the lines

bull fucking shit

well

we elected trump

i daresay he broke the mold a bit

exactly my point

that first statement was sarcastic

or meant to be

*perhaps I should have used italics*

just throw a pepega or 4head in for sarcasm

*but then people would bitch and moan about this not being an RP server*

5head if you want to be extra sarcastic

:5head:

I don't have that one, apparently

i hope the democraps keep losing elections until they are forced to kick the socialist sjws out