he leaves water to get tea

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Ermmmm......

Scuse me while I go write a fanfic about a misogynist version of Carol Danvers

If we're talking remakes, make an ~~anime~~ hentai remake of the Captain Marvel movie, where she's literally a futa, just for "muh diversity"

Magneto's whole backstory, is literally being put in a concentration camp and then they discovered his super powers. Thus they attempted to turn him into a weapon for the Nazi's, leading him to become an assassin for the soviets for a number of years, before defecting to western europe.

I don't get what the fuck is with these people and wanting to change shit, rather than make new and unique shit

Yeah, they also retconned Mr. Sinister to have been in those camps

at one point

Dunno why, all they did was go "Hey, Mr. Sinister was nice to the kids in the camp while he was secretly killing them"

What even is Mr Sinister's power, actually?

He's super fucking smart

He's also absorbed a fuckton of mutant powers

like Courier's ability to shapeshift on a molecular level

Courier being a dude who appeared as a chick for most of the time he was on-panelk

He's basically got the ability to absorb the genetic material of mutants to gain powers.

He's also got some robot bodies and stuff

iirc

IE if he gets your blood, etc. he can steal your powers. So Sinister has tons of robot body doubles, clones, healing factor, etc. incase he dies

I'd like to see an Iron Man that's an anarcho-primitivist

there's a version of him like that on battle world

Where tony stark blasted the region into a post-nuclear holocaust due to his revilement for his own creations. And now everyone is a technobarbarian

same how there's a place on battle world where everyone has an iron man suit

>Iron Man Anarcho Primitivist

so, uh, Skin Man?

@KaiserDoom I don't necessarily think that's his mutant power, since he had to actually inject the X-Gene of Courier, the molecular shapeshifter.

Not even animal skins, because appropriating animal parts to act as a barrier is a form of technology

I'm just making up counter-intuitive changes to characters that don't need them

Just his own skin

and then he gets a piece of shrapnel in his heart and immediately dies

@Miniature Menace there was a storyline where Iron-man had to create a steam-based mech suit because of some villain who EMPed his suit, so that's the closest he got to Anarcho-Primitivism

Trotsky, he has the power to shapeshift, stolen from courier, due to his ability to take the DNA of other heroes and integrate it with his own.

A hulk that becomes incapable of moving under his own strength

Yeah, he INJECTED it into himself

he didn't like absorb it

I'd think maybe making Magneto a woman would be acceptable, but the holocaust survivor thing has to stay, it's a massive part of his character.

His super power is the ability to integrate your DNA

Also no, magneto shouldn't be a woman, that's stupid.

make a new hero or villain, stop changing the old ones.

Magneto should have his powers affect only wood instead

That's what I'm saying, that by giving magneto tits and a cunt does not change the character's backstory, it's not as catastrophic as making them a black freedom fighter person