I can chuck the katana

down the street

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck bad move

@Jokerfaic Glock was a joke

@Jack of Trades you were a bad move

>dyed blonde
you fucking poser
<-luscious natural golden blonde locks

I'd bring the Kimber .45 ;)

COLT 45 AND TWO ZIGZAGS

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck just submit already you little shid. You know you can't stand up to my overpowering masculinity

BABY THAT'S ALL WE NEED

>Not just bringing a high-powered rifle
At least shoot up the Brony convention like a normal shooter would

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@Pinkstoo I've got a Kimber micro 9

@Jack of Trades your dicks a micro 9(mm)

Good concealed carry

@Jack of Trades your bitch ass just can't handle a .45

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck nah, it's at least 10mm

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Yeah, I guess it IS 10mm

Careful trotsky, he might be like Hancock and hit you with a lethal nut projectile

My dick is 200mm

@Pinkstoo nice try.

Sphinx compact

I wanted a baretta px4, but it went out of production, and parts became a fucking shitshow to find

Everybody talking about dick size yet nobody pinging <@&571329218215018524>

<@&571329218215018524> 🤔

@Eirshy hey kitty, kiss @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck while I lick his butthole

maybe the tag actually fits IRL

@Jack of Trades that's fucking gay

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@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck mmhm

off to the gas chambers

@Jack of Trades Yeah that's pretty fuckin' gay

I swear to god I'll get my grandpappy's SS uniform and I will fucking shank you

@Eirshy I'll take that as a yes

Don't

It's a no

@Jack of Trades I bet you'd be jelly of something of minw

@Eirshy JOT's about 2 seconds away from forcing himself on a passing femboi tbf

@Pinkstoo jealousy isn't my style