our Ultra Marines died to tyranids after just bragging they were "Tyrannid War Vets " and so good that they could take out an entire hive alone

a single genestealer killed both

Kek

Now, what made the GM quit was I retired the librarian cause he kept trying to kill it because he'd just instant banish demons. So I made a dark angel, rolled better stats than before, better armor with everyone as witness, and chose to be the tech-Marine and take the Deathwing class since i started at the same level as everyone else.

that was when he quit running the game, he penalized everyone before his rage-quit by samurai-jacking everyone to the past.

a Demon of khorne, samurai jacked us

Dark Angel tech priest

Hmmm

Tech Marine*

In the deathwatch

Gotta be a good story there

Yeah, tech marine sounds more plausible

I keep forgetting tech priests and tech marines are different

Are they really though

Though I would have loved the backstory behind a tech priest like that

Tbh I played a tech priest in an Only War

@Selemas stfu Tzeench

As an only war tech priest, we were a Penal Reg and my job was to take the party to scavenge the dead and get gear. Instead I started converting the dead into war servators

Excuse you, that's knife eared faggot to you mon-keigh

I see Selemas slurps slaaneshi man sauce

No-no, I'm craftworld

Eldar aren't people

I hope the Cenobites take them all

A chaos god wasn't enough for that purpose, so don't hope much

Tbh, it would be fun to see Pin-head as a Cop in a fantasy game.

"He was J-Walking... now he shall feel exquisite pleasure and pain..." - Officer Pinhead after just having shot a chain into a criminal's ankle before pulling them into his van.

Murder boning innocents does sound fun

One month of Officer Pinhead and the streets are pretty clean.

yup

Most citizens are afraid to leave their homes, though.

But if we deploy him in, say, Portland and least there isn't an Antifa problem anymore.

"Officer pinhead, how do you get new recruits?" - News reporter

"Ill show you Tom..." - chains hook tom and pull him into a closet. out steps a cenobite tom in a cop uniform

"Anymore questions?" Pinhead asks as the camera man runs screaming.

This is why we hired pinhead

he has the solution to everything

Though.. eventually there'd be an uprising against that level of "enforcement."

but can they really stop him?

Depends on how far it escalates.. at a certain level the powers that be start dropping bombs.

Yeah but he can just respawn until you use the puzzle box. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220722195947716608/601234056046182420/64636388_2362218507349278_4628718750621761536_n.png

How many nukes would the puzzlebox take, though?

there's tons of puzzle boxes

more than one