Message from @Selemas

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2019-07-18 02:38:20 UTC  

and instead flesh tearer boy did an Aliens, dropped from the ceiling and bit the fucker in the head in the game.

2019-07-18 02:39:01 UTC  

Imagine playing as a wolf obsessed degenerate

2019-07-18 02:39:20 UTC  

That even raises a red flag for me

2019-07-18 02:39:22 UTC  

Our spacewolf was a wolf priest :D, the guy was cool.

2019-07-18 02:39:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601241688207523853/IMG_20180914_030516.png

2019-07-18 02:39:52 UTC  

our two-ultrafags kept shouting "THIS IS NOT CODEX COMPLIANT" over and over again.

2019-07-18 02:40:52 UTC  

"Are you sure Captian? The Codex Astartes does not support this action"

2019-07-18 02:41:13 UTC  

Yep and our Flesh-tearer and space wolfs were always taking turns as squad lead.

2019-07-18 02:41:45 UTC  

No one was playing as Dark Angels smh

2019-07-18 02:41:54 UTC  

our Ultra Marines died to tyranids after just bragging they were "Tyrannid War Vets " and so good that they could take out an entire hive alone

2019-07-18 02:41:58 UTC  

a single genestealer killed both

2019-07-18 02:42:12 UTC  

Kek

2019-07-18 02:42:53 UTC  

Now, what made the GM quit was I retired the librarian cause he kept trying to kill it because he'd just instant banish demons. So I made a dark angel, rolled better stats than before, better armor with everyone as witness, and chose to be the tech-Marine and take the Deathwing class since i started at the same level as everyone else.

2019-07-18 02:43:14 UTC  

that was when he quit running the game, he penalized everyone before his rage-quit by samurai-jacking everyone to the past.

2019-07-18 02:43:34 UTC  

a Demon of khorne, samurai jacked us

2019-07-18 02:43:40 UTC  

Dark Angel tech priest

2019-07-18 02:43:43 UTC  

Hmmm

2019-07-18 02:43:53 UTC  

Tech Marine*

2019-07-18 02:43:56 UTC  

In the deathwatch

2019-07-18 02:44:05 UTC  

Gotta be a good story there

2019-07-18 02:44:16 UTC  

Yeah, tech marine sounds more plausible

2019-07-18 02:44:29 UTC  

I keep forgetting tech priests and tech marines are different

2019-07-18 02:44:41 UTC  

Are they really though

2019-07-18 02:44:42 UTC  

Though I would have loved the backstory behind a tech priest like that

2019-07-18 02:44:55 UTC  

Tbh I played a tech priest in an Only War

2019-07-18 02:44:58 UTC  

@Selemas stfu Tzeench

2019-07-18 02:45:39 UTC  

As an only war tech priest, we were a Penal Reg and my job was to take the party to scavenge the dead and get gear. Instead I started converting the dead into war servators

2019-07-18 02:45:48 UTC  

Excuse you, that's knife eared faggot to you mon-keigh

2019-07-18 02:46:01 UTC  

I see Selemas slurps slaaneshi man sauce

2019-07-18 02:46:18 UTC  

No-no, I'm craftworld

2019-07-18 02:46:22 UTC  

Eldar aren't people

2019-07-18 02:46:35 UTC  

I hope the Cenobites take them all

2019-07-18 02:46:59 UTC  

A chaos god wasn't enough for that purpose, so don't hope much

2019-07-18 02:47:02 UTC  

Tbh, it would be fun to see Pin-head as a Cop in a fantasy game.

2019-07-18 02:47:46 UTC  

"He was J-Walking... now he shall feel exquisite pleasure and pain..." - Officer Pinhead after just having shot a chain into a criminal's ankle before pulling them into his van.

2019-07-18 02:48:27 UTC  

Murder boning innocents does sound fun

2019-07-18 02:48:41 UTC  

One month of Officer Pinhead and the streets are pretty clean.

2019-07-18 02:48:48 UTC  

yup

2019-07-18 02:48:59 UTC  

Most citizens are afraid to leave their homes, though.

2019-07-18 02:49:40 UTC  

But if we deploy him in, say, Portland and least there isn't an Antifa problem anymore.